Jessica Simpson Poisons Herself
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 2250
With stupidity, and a large amount of alcohol. In a story that was kept pretty quiet, Jessica Simpson was admitted to hospital a couple of weeks ago with what was described at the time as a kidney infection, except it wasnt just a kidney infection, it was an infection of multiple organs bought on by her consuming an “obscene amount of alcohol.”
This was reported by Star Magazine, who also reported that Jessica Simpson asked for a pregnancy test, with an insider saying: "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling."
Jessica didnt have problems with alcohol before she met Tony Romo, but now that she hangs with a bunch of stupid meathead jocks all the time and plays the role of the disposable blonde slut, shes allegedly been getting hammered all the time to keep up with Tony and his friends.
Great, so Tony Romo looks set to be Jessica Simpsons Kevin Federline. Another two years and shell be shaving her head and hiking her skirt for the paparazzi. Its the great circle of Hollywood life in action, folks, be awed by the beauty and majesty of underage jailbait becoming hot barely legal ass becoming desperate twenty something mental patient.
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Category: gossip | Online: April 19 2008
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